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Where has the milk gone?
March 16, 2010 – 5:55 pm
My lovelies, I have a dire problem. Milk in my house and used in my performances has been disappearing at an alarming rate! I can’t seem to get a cup of coffee made before the milk or half and half simply disappear. Those of you who know me personally know the calamity I’m facing, especially [...]
Join Lord Bennington on August 22
August 11, 2009 – 6:27 am
Join us for our 6 p.m. show this coming August 22. Hear Lord Bennington tell the tale of losing all but his shirt and hat to the demur card shark Queen Elizabeth II. Learn of Matilda, the miraculous hen from a Canterbury convent who once a year lays one dozen very special eggs. Blimey, just [...]